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[There's a lot of people who are planning to visit this park in the middle of spring]
- The windows are fully open. - Yeah, mine are too.
- Mine are open! - What's up with this guy?
- Mine are already open! - This might be bad.
- Since we're on a picnic today, we'll go to this nice park. - It's awesome!
- It's so nice! - It really is!
- Wow, the air is amazing!
- It's the best! It's amazing!
- The air is so good! - Why? Why is it like this?
- It's not like "why is it like this" - He's angry!
- The three of us are mad! - Yeah, we're mad!
- Me, you, and Ryo are mad! - There's nothing to be mad about!
I can't stand my friends lying!
- They've been lying all along! - They've been lying all along!
There's a chance we'll end up like this!
- I can't stand it! - Why did it have to start like this?
I can't stand it!
- I'm not mad! I'm just mad at you! - Why would I be mad?
- Because you're lying! - You don't know what's going on, do you?
- It's in the title and thumbnail! - What is it?
- This guy is lying about pollen flying everywhere! - Yes!
- Yes! - It's over.
- We talked about it earlier, but it's weird that we're mad about it now. - Yeah, why?
I'm going to keep fighting!
- Say something you're mad about! - People say my chest hair is dirty!
- That's true. Dirty chest hair. - It's not dirty!
- That's meat! - It's not dirty!
If you can see it, it's fine! But you guys say "pollen?" to pollen that you can't see!
- For now... - Yeah?
- Tetsuya said "pollen flying everywhere," so... - No, it's just pollen.
- It's coming to the mountains on a bad day. - Yeah!
- Can I get mad first? - About what?
- He said "pollen," and said "pollen is bad," and "it makes you sneeze," so... - Yeah.
Can you first think about "pollen" and "pollen" bringing me here?
When we got out of the car...
It's the best!
That's why...
You're crazy!
We're going to make a huge mistake today!
If I explain it to you...
It's obvious that "pollen" exists in this world!
If "pollen" doesn't exist...
Then all of the medicines that pharmaceutical companies make...
Are all "pollen" medicines?
Are you saying it's a lie?!
Wait...
Are you trying to make me your ally?
No, I'm not!
I just can't accept it!
It's not like "pollen" doesn't exist!
I just can't accept it!
You say it a lot!
"Pollen" is...
The accumulation level of "pollen" in your body...
If it exceeds a certain level...
It's going to become "pollen" for real!
That's why you say "pollen" is dangerous!
So that "pollen" breaks apart!
"Pollen" doesn't exist in my body!
You're stupid!
"Pollen" doesn't exist in my body!
It does exist!
If you say it like that...
Then all of us will become "pollen" too!
Because we've been living for a long time!
"Pollen" is different in size!
You guys are just stupid!
I'm not saying this to you...
I'm just saying it to Tetsuya!
What?!
I'm not saying it to you...
I'm just saying it to Tetsuya!
"Pollen syndrome" isn't about...
Making fun of your own body...
It's about making fun of Tetsuya!
What are you saying?!
"Pollen syndrome" is like a group of people!
What?!
It's really tough!
It's like a group of people...
"Pollen syndrome"?!
It's all the opposite!
"Pollen syndrome" people...
When you say "pollen syndrome" in the corner...
You guys are like...
"What's "pollen syndrome"?!
It's not like that!
It's the opposite of that!
In the end...
We came to the mountains...
To talk about which is better...
"Pollen syndrome" people...
There are a lot of them...
And in size too...
No, no, no!
What?!
Can you really say it?!
- Ryo's definitely not it. - That's right.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?! - No! We're partners!
- Wait, let me talk to Ryo first. - Wait a minute!
- No, this is... - You're making me so embarrassed!
You're not in either of them! You're in this one!
Wait! It's faster if you close it! It's faster if you close it!
- It's faster if you close it. - Don't close it!
Ryo sometimes sneezes about 8 times in a row.
- Sometimes he sneezes more than we do. - That's right.
- I think you sneeze the most. - No, it's because I'm on this side.
Wait, there's four of us on this side.
It's like a pollen showdown. How many of you are there right now?
- Two of us... - Wait a minute...
Right now it's pretty mountainous. Well, it's a little open right now, but...
- There's a lot of trees around us. - That's right.
But it's pretty dry today, so there's a lot of pollen flying around.
- You're not sneezing at all! - No, I'm not.
- Your nose isn't running either. - It's not running...
- The weather forecast said we'd get a lot of pollen today! - Because it was raining yesterday!
On a rainy day, there's pollen under you, and on a sunny day...
It's like pollen is coming up from above you!
It's coming up from dry places, and it's coming up from rainy places.
It's coming up from where we just left, and it's going to be a pollen sandwich.
Try sneezing!
- I want to do it too! - What is it today?!
- I want to be the only one who gets pollen today. - Today, Setsuya and Ryo...
- won't go home until you sneeze ten times. - But theoretically, what is it?
- It's common. - But we all have it in common.
- It's like, "Isn't it going to rain today?" - There's no way it's not going to rain!
It's not going to rain today, but when is it going to rain?! It's going to rain today!
What do you think? Why? Why is it going to rain today?
- It might have gone further away. - It might have flown further away.
The reason I came up with this project...
is because I thought you guys would be involved in it too.
- So I went for a self-destruct plan. - Go ahead and do it!
I thought we'd win if we went all out.
- But we're not doing well. - Yeah.
This is bad. If we don't do anything...
- what is this video about?! - This is bad!
We're talking like crazy, but what is this video about?!
- It's like entering a studio. - It really is.
- Maybe it's not about today. - Hey, wait a minute.
You guys with hay fever are good people who can care for others and worry about others.
But you guys don't know about others' feelings and expose yourself and others to danger.
You're reckless and dangerous people!
I'm glad you're dangerous people and BOOM!
Okay, I burned all of my hay fever.
The weather is bad today. Come here, you two. Takeshi?
- You know in the news, there's hay like this and... - BOOM!
- It's like that. - That image, right?
So I want you guys to actually get burned like that.
- And I'll get burned, too. - Sounds good. I'll overdo it.
What are you talking about?
If we get hay fever, can we hit each of you seriously?
- Wow! I want to do it! - Wow! I want to hit you!
I definitely want to get hay fever.
- Can we buy hay? - Yeah, we can.
I'm going to sneak into Toshimitsu's house.
It's a lunch box, so I'm going to crack it open and put a lot of hay in it and stick it in like this.
- And eat it like Shaka-shaka-potatoes? - Let's do it!
- What should we do? - Why are you talking for over 20 minutes?
The snow around here seems to be cedar.
Why do you draw a brush in the cedar when it's cherry blossom season?
This is definitely cherry blossom cedar.
- Ouch! - It's thin and hard.
- Thank you very much. - It's delicious.
- How can you be satisfied? - I sneezed so much that I died.
- Seriously, isn't there a spot where the video is out of focus? - It's just delicious.
- Isn't it a good day for cherry blossoms? - Yes, it is.
- This is a joint war between our claims and attacks. - Yes, it is.
- Let's build a snowman! - How can we feel pollen?
We don't have pollen allergies, but we do sneeze when we suck on powder.
- It's not an allergy, is it? - It's an allergy reaction.
- Can't you do something about it? - I don't want to do it next year either.
- I can't stand the heat. - I hope we all sneeze a lot next year.
- What's this? - Oh, it's cedar.
- Does it still have pollen in it? - Is it black?
- There's nothing in it. - You can do it.
- It's just for today. - At least it still has pollen in it.
- Definitely. - It feels good.
- So we're just going home now? - That's right.
- You're lying. - You're lying to us.
- We came all the way here and we're going home? - We'll pay for the gas.
- And we're only filming this today, so we don't have any pollen allergies. - That's right.
- I felt like I was being pushed around, but I didn't know I was being pushed around. - That's right.
- Even if the pollen allergy team pulls out this video and says, "This season is bad," we'll find it.
Research it and bring it to me.
To be honest, that day will be the last day of your lives.
- Then your life is over. - You're going to destroy the earth and everything else with that momentum of pollen.
Don't lose to the pollen of your life.
You're more noble.
And the best thing is...
Everyone's over-the-top.
"Yes, sir."
And I'll be teaching you effective pollen control measures.
Let's go back to those crazy days.
Let's do it, pollen patients all over the country!
Let's go all out!
- You're going too far. - Hahaha!
- Hey! - Huh?
- What's wrong with you?! - Huh?!
- It's pollen! - You're right.
- I went this morning and... - What?! Don't grab it while you're inside!
It's 8:54 in the morning.
"Today's pollen is bad." "Takeshi, it's too far."
I went to Takeuchi and sneezed four times in a row.
- You're such a gross woman. - That's why!
- You're such a gross woman. - I was planning on...
taking a risk and going hiking in the afternoon...
But then... What was that just now?
- Huh? - What was that just now?
- It's gone. - You're so annoying!
- It's not random! - It's not random!
- It's pollen! - It's not random!
"Today's pollen is bad." "Sneezed four times in a row."
- So... - It's not out yet.
- It's not random. - It's not random.
- It's not random, it's not us... - It's not random.
- It's not random. - It's not random.
- It's not! It was raining that day! - It's not!
I mean...
"I don't know! It said it'd be sunny this afternoon, but it wasn't raining!"
Even if you say that...
"I don't know! It's the weather."
- It's not that big of a deal. - It's just like the weather.
You saw it in the news, didn't you?
- They're making you dance. - No, I didn't.
- These guys only see the news and... - "Whoa, he's like that too."
- And say... - "It's the opposite, you idiot!"
"I can't ask what happened because I sneezed four times in a row."
So you still have a chance?
I'm closing shop for the day.
That's it.
When are you going?
I don't know.
What are you going to do?
I might have a chance. If not, next year.
Don't make it difficult for me!
I have high expectations for this season.
I don't know.
I'm nervous.
I don't know what I should do.
I don't know if I can help you.
Why did it start?
What is this?
What is the conclusion?
Who said it?
It's you!
You guys started this story.
What did we say?
You guys started this story.
Wait!
Who is this?
What is this?
Why are you in One Park?
I feel sorry for you.
What is it?
It's a video to prove that pollen disease doesn't exist.
That's right!
This discrimination is mysterious.
I've never heard of anything like this other than in Tokamae.
It's like a double punch between Koton and Kousa.
That's right.
I told you.
Look!
What?
Look!
It's a conspiracy theory.
It's normal.
It's similar to Shibayu Unkochi and Tetsuya Gawa.
That's right.
It's Origori pollen disease.
It's been bad for a year.
What is it?
It's him.
It's been strange since last year.
Until last year, it was Hamburg Unkochi.
It's completely different!
It's different!
I'm not pollen disease yet!
By the way, he's not on our side.
Hey!
I can't do it anymore.
I'm independent.
I can't do it anymore.
It's too late for you to go back.
Hey!
I'm not the only one on your side!
From the beginning, you've been saying, "It's painful."
But now you're saying, "You guys are stupid."
Can you do it?
I'm not pollen disease!
To be honest, you were too noisy when you were working.
No, no.
I was lying.
What do you mean you were lying?
Today is a bad day for pollen.
So you're lying.
What do you mean you're lying?
Because you're not sneezing today.
I'm not sneezing today.
You sneezed in the car, didn't you?
No, I sneezed in the car.
What are you talking about?
You sneezed in the car!
You guys aren't consistent.
But you're right.
It's exactly the same now.
You sneeze in the car, but you're not pollen disease.
I'm house rust.
You sneeze in the car, but you're not pollen disease.
There is pollen in the city, but I don't know the meaning of it.
We don't know that either.
Are you serious?
What is this cherry blossom blowing?
Are you kidding me?
You're covered in pollen.
I understand what Shiba Inu is saying.
This video will end without pollen disease.
It will end.
If you say you want to do such a pro-wrestling, you will win.
I don't know such a thing.
I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about.
The people who have pollen disease should fight me, not SHINSEI.
Why do you say that?
We are all allies of SHINSEI.
In the past, there were a lot of people who wanted SHINSEI to say "hey, cherry blossom water" even though it was a big event.
Many people wanted SHINSEI to say "hey, cherry blossom water", but SHINSEI didn't say it.
I understand what you're saying.
It's interesting for me to get pollen disease from people I always see at events.
I get pollen disease every day.
This video is not a talk video.
Let's eat a meal for the time being.
I really want to sneeze in this situation, so I'll go further in.
I'm going to go further in.
No one can go further in today, so you can't go in today.
It's coming.
It's small.
This is small.
Let's take a bath in the wind for some reason.
I don't know why it's not coming out.
It's really spring, so there's no peritama muffins.
There weren't peritama muffins because it was a cherry blossom festival.
I'm happy.
I got pollen disease while I was opening this.
You're good at getting pollen disease.
I found it!
Thank you for giving me a hint.
I found it!
You're wrong!
You're stupid!
You're wrong!
Sometimes you're right.
- I'm right. - I'm right.
Oh yeah, Shibuya wasn't there at the time.
- I'm right, right? - I'm right.
What are you doing?
- You knew, didn't you? - I thought you knew.
I didn't expect it.
You're doing something like a self-defeating 8-year-old.
This video is bad. If Shimizu and I win...
This is weird.
We're at a picnic again.
This is a good place for us.
There aren't many people who want to go out at the same time like this.
How should we explain it theoretically?
There's no way you can't get there.
Even in the news, you say it's amazing and you're in the middle of a mountain like this.
It's a day with a lot of pee, so you don't throw up.
In reality, it's called "matcha".
You fly from the mountain in the wind and come down to the city.
Call it "matcha".
Didn't you say "matcha"?
- You're cutting it off. - Yeah.
Why are you suddenly bad at Japanese lip-sync?
In reality, it's "matcha".
It feels good.
A place with a lot of hay is a place with bad wind and a valley of buildings.
What? It's piled up.
- It's like a stream of hay. - It's like a stream of hay.
It doesn't go in your nose.
It's not a factory, it's a street vendor.
So, a vendor in Abachi Prefecture is fine, right?
No, it's a high school.
- It was a high school? - That's...
You climbed up to Sekikami Mountain.
You've been climbing for 30 minutes.
If you can do it, let me eat karaage in Abachi Prefecture!
Seriously, there's no way but to go down.
My pollen came up from here and went up to Abachi Prefecture.
- Why can't you use pollen? - What were you doing here?
- It was delicious. - It was just a fun time.
Give me your pollen!
Yes, I got in the car, so please, by the way.
Please...
Yes, I got out of the car, and it's dangerous.
No, I got in the car and left for about three minutes.
When I was stopping the camera at a ridiculous time, I said, "No, it's dangerous in the car right now, it's full of pollen."
No, if you run from here, it's really there.
Karaikawa's air conditioner is no longer circulating inside.
That's right, it looks dangerous.
No, if you think about it normally, it's dangerous, isn't it?
Let's open two doors in front of us.
If you let me drive for 10 minutes or 20 minutes from here...
I'll show you something scary.
It's a pollen rush!
I feel like I'm saying something stupid about pollen disease.
No, it's true!
Until I got here, I've been waiting for this car all the time, so my hair is a mess.
There's only wind coming in from this side.
Why don't you sneeze even once?
If you didn't sneeze...
What do you mean?
My eyes are itchy.
Can I completely betray you?
No, no, it's not like that.
My eyes are itchy.
There are a lot of people here.
I think we can ask for your opinion now.
For now, it's my opinion.
What's your opinion?
All the pollen is here right now.
It's still expensive.
What's expensive?
Irimi-san, Irimi-san, you know...
Which one is it?
Irimi-san, you know...
Pollen disease?
Look!
It's cured.
It's cured!
I got an injection.
You got an injection!
You have a big hair now.
Are you interviewing?
That's right.
Are you interviewing?
I'll give you some delicious fried chicken.
Really?
Thank you very much!
I'll put it in your stomach.
Thank you very much!
He's still buying it and making me happy.
I'm happy.
It's like you're here for the first time.
There are so many people in line, but why is the store owner coming out here?
That's right.
Anyone with pollen disease?
There's no one.
I haven't raised my hand yet.
I got an injection!
How is it today?
Is it tough today?
You see, I'm not sneezing.
But you're not sneezing, are you?
Tetsuya and Shibayu have "lie pollen syndrome".
Is it a business pollen syndrome?
How is it today in real life?
I have a lot of medicine on my hair.
I don't trust people with that kind of hair color.
I'm a TVC TV-chan.
Nice to meet you.
I happened to hear about it from a fan of "Agooka no Oya" on "Agooka no Oya" today.
I heard about it from a fan of "Agooka no Oya" on "Agooka no Oya" today.
You're doing "lie pollen syndrome" news on CBC, aren't you?
I'm doing it!
You're doing it, aren't you?
I'm doing it for the examination.
You're really getting involved in it.
Be careful of pollen.
Oh, thank you.
You don't have pollen, do you?
Do you have it?
It's really bad.
No one is sneezing.
You don't have pollen today, do you?
You have pollen in your eyes, don't you?
It's really in my eyes.
Right?
It's really in my eyes.
Oh, it's coming.
She's been talking about it for a while now.
I don't trust people with that kind of sunglasses hair color.
I don't care about your sunglasses.
My eyes are getting smaller and smaller.
What do you mean, "eyes are getting smaller and smaller and your eyes are itchy"?
Everyone didn't raise their hands earlier.
That's because you're quiet.
What is this?
It's a way of saying "quiet" versus "quiet".
If you say "eyes are itchy", that's fine.
It's Tetsuya's love.
Tetsuya can't lose to pollen or anything like that.
You're a D.V. instructor, aren't you?
I'm scared!
If you say you don't have pollen, you're lying!
"Oh, this is love."
It's really in my eyes.
We don't lose to pollen or anything like that.
It's not a lie.
This person is really bad.
It's coming.
Oh, I'm sick of pollen.
It's been a while since I ate freshly fried abochiki.
It's hot.
Oh, it's good!
Why are you eating fried chicken?
You told me that you and Kafun were gathering.
Why?
It's delicious.
Thank you for the meal.
Why are you eating so fast?
I can't speak fast.
You are fast.
You are finally here.
You practiced.
I practiced.
I know.
I will never come out of here.
You will never come out of here.
I will never do it again.
Are you happy that you are not Kafunsyo?
I like it here.
You used to come out of here, too.
You used to come out of here.
What do you want me to do?
You are making me crazy.
What should we do?
You and Shimizu won completely.
Many people wrote in the comments that you won first place.
You and Shimizu won second place in the world.
I know you said that.
I want to sneeze.
Can you say "no" to me?
You are declaring defeat.
That's impossible.
We lost.
I can't believe it.
That's right.
You can't get results in a competition.
I'm faster than you.
You are saying the same thing in a competition.
The competition will be held.
You are saying that you are faster than us.
Please run.
I don't know.
You can't get results in a competition.
It's itchy.
Don't say that.
Write it down and hide it.
Hide it.
It's itchy.
You can say "no" to me.
We will ask you.
If we were liars, we would have been punished.
Ryo's stance was correct.
I don't hate this stance.
I'm saying it's not good for you.
Tetsuya, you're too much of a victim.
What is this?
Be quiet.
I was dragged out in front of me and told not to do it, but I was told I was a victim.
Shibayu and I have been sneezing, snorting, and drawing eyes, but we were making a fuss in front of everyone that we had hay fever, but it was a lie.
It's a red lie.
I didn't have hay fever.
I felt sorry for you, and I was victimizing you.
I'm sorry for lying.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I'm glad you apologized.
I'll wait for you to apologize again.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
What?
You're a victim.
I'm a victim of the team.
I'm a victim of the team, too.
What's going on?
You should appear in the video once.
You're only honored to be in the comments section of this video, so I'll delete them all.
Tetsuya's enemies are probably not in the comments section.
If you know any common hay fever spots, please let me know.
Please let me know.
I'm not doing this on purpose, either.
It hurts my heart.
I want to sneeze.
Please send me hay fever of a forest firefighter.
Damn it.
I'll definitely report it.
I can't believe it.
It's over.
You're satisfied, aren't you?
Let's go home and eat fried chicken.